PPQ Strange Klug’s Special Training Theater
Strange Klug’s Special Training Theater
Part 1 — Sealed Treasure?
Strange Klug: …Well, after all of that, it appears I’ve come free from the book’s seal once more. I shall enjoy myself on this island, if only for a moment.
Alan: Hey, you aren’t dead are you, James?
James: Yeah, well… I’ll manage. Still, that did me in pretty bad.
Strange Klug:
Just what happened to the two of you? You look dreadful.
James: Oh, we were looking for treasure. We’re treasure hunters, you see…
Alan: Though maybe we were a little careless. I didn’t imagine we’d fall into such a sticky and gooey trap…
James: It was a total fiasco. Just a little longer, and we woulda gotten our hands on that “Sealed Treasure”.
Strange Klug: …What did you just say?
James: Sticky and gooey?
Strange Klug: No, not that.
Strange Klug: He said “Sealed Treasure…” Could it be…that there is yet another who shares the same fate as myself…?
James: I dunno how to word this, but… If you’re thinking of pursuing that treasure, you’d best give up on the idea.
Strange Klug: Why is that?
James: We got close enough to have the treasure within our grasp, you see…and then we realized its true identity.
Strange Klug: And that is?
James: Its aura… No, I mean, that peculiar smell… There’s no doubt about it, it was…homemade pickled plums!
Alan: I bet it’d taste even better if we let it sit there for a few more years, hehe!
Strange Klug: …Tch, that isn’t sealing, that’s just fermenting!
Part 2 — Three Women Make a Library
The kanji in 姦しい “noisy” is made up of three 女 “woman” characters.
Strange Klug: To think that there would be a library here, of all places. Hmm… This is a rather decent collection.
Primm: Aaah! Your book! It’s…
Strange Klug: Geh!
Strange Klug: This girl… Did she pick up on the book’s powers?
Primm: It’s got such a cute cover! Let me take a peek♪
Strange Klug: N…no, I forbid it.
Strange Klug: Phew… It seems I was mistaken.
Primm: Ehh~? Quit being so selfish~!
Io: What is with all this racket? Are you aware that this is a library?
Primm: Oh, Io!
Io: Aaah! That book you’re holding!
Strange Klug: Geh!
Io: You shouldn’t handle it so roughly, you know!
Strange Klug: I…I understand. I’ll be careful.
Toule: Hey you two~ Where’s the tea~? Wait, aaah! That book you have!
Strange Klug: Geh!
Toule: It’s the perfect size for a pillow~
Strange Klug: I…I imagine it would be a rather hard as a pillow…
Io: Toule, are still trying to sleep on the job?
Primm: Don’t you dare try pushing reception duty onto me again!
Toule: Eh? Maybe I will, maybe I won’t? Ehehe…
Strange Klug: …I should leave while they’re distracted.
Strange Klug: …Phew, that was a terribly chaotic library. Though…those books they were holding piqued my curiosity…
Part 3 — Suspenseful Course
A reference to Puyo Puyo Fever 2′s “HaraHara” course where Strange Klug debuted.
Strange Klug: This island is much larger than I initially thought… Will I be able to circle it in one day…?
Splash
Strange Klug: Hm…?
Undine: Let’s play in the water together♪ Splashy splashy!
Strange Klug: Ce-cease this! My book will be drenched!
Kodomo Dragon:
FIRE JYRE!
Strange Klug: Now what?!
Kodomo Dragon: Book… book… “Bookwurms”! I’ve he’rd of of ‘em! How d’ they taste?
Strange Klug:
A “bookworm” is a metaphor for an avid reader… It is not something to eat.
Kodomo Dragon:
Whaaaa?! LAME! Reh, whatev’r! Time t’ burn ‘em then!
Strange Klug: How did we get to that?!
Kikimora: Get out of the waaay!
Strange Klug: AAH?!
Kikimora:
If you’re dealing with worms in your book, the best thing to do is to dry ‘em out! Just put that book in the sun, that’ll worm them out! Leave it to me!
Strange Klug: I wasn’t talking about literal worms in books, but about what the term “bookworm” means.
…And don’t just touch my book without my permission!
Coffee Shop Amitie: Aaah! The drinks are gonna spill!
Strange Klug: Why are you carrying something like that in a place like this…?!
Coffee Shop Amitie: Hmm…You’ve got me there… Hang on. Is that you, Klug?
Strange Klug: Y…you have the wrong person.
Coffee Shop Amitie: Guess so! Klug would never wear those glasses!
Strange Klug: Y…yes, that’s right.
Coffee Shop Amitie: Well then, I’d better get a move on. See ya!
Strange Klug: I…I’m exhausted…