PPQ Serilly & YuRei

Yu: TA-DA~!

Seriri: EEEK! 

    You… You’ve come to bully me, haven’t you?!

Yu: Wrooooong! 

     It’s time for…Yu and Rei’s Delivery Soul-vice~!

Rei: Eternal happiness for you…

Seriri: Eternal…? So that means…

    You’re going to try to eat me so you can live eternally, aren’t you?!

    How horrible!

    That myth isn’t even true…!

Yu: Nonono! No need to fret~!

    Because…we’re already as dead as a doornail, silly!

Seriri: So…

    You’re really not going to eat me…?

Yu: YEEES~!

    Even if we tried to eat you,

    it’d go right through us~!

Seriri: Huh…

    Well if that’s the case…

    Maybe you could be my friend?

Yu: You wanna swim with the fishes?

    Weeeell, let’s get down to it…

    Allow me to guide you to the Spirit Realm~! 

Seriri: W-Wait, hold on a minute!

    The “Spirit Realm”!?

Yu: To be our friend, that is, to be our soul sister,

    this is just what’cha gotta do~!

Seriri: You’re just horrible!

    You used the fact that I wanted friends against me…!

    I can’t trust anything you say!!

Yu: Boo-hoo-hoo~?

     They ran away agaaaain…

Rei: I don’t really know what you expected…

Yu: Weeell, whatever!

    Let’s pick up the pace and keep delivering happiness~!

Rei: …She never learns.